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the Champions League Liverpool make easy meet of the group of death,

rotating their squad while breezing past a disappointing athleticity.

It's easy to for City Overbrewed despite John Stone scoring a wonderful face-own goal.

PSG slip up in Leipzig, how come our acts are so good? A thousand goals for Real Madrid in the European Cup will rank all of them.

There's a Manchester Derby to preview, we'll ask. Is Ronaldo good for United or not? No, I promise.

We won't ask that question.

Conte's reign at Spurs begins and there's the rest of the Premier League weekend to look forward to.

Fullam hit 7, Philippe's angry about something or other, we have exciting news about the pod being a motivational tool,

the casting for The Football Weekly movie, your questions and that's The Guardian Football Weekly.

On the panel today, Barry Glendenning, welcome.

Hi Max, how are you? I am very good, thank you very much, Mark Langdon from The Racing Post, hello.

Hello Max and Philippe O'Clair, bonjour, saver, mon petit lape.

Saver mon petit lape, il 12 au chou.

Yes, Dylan O'Rourke, Glendenning, Barry's fictional son and I forget the exact details.

Will there be any bleeps on this pod? Hashtag pods gone, Kaiser?

Will there be a full on Frank apology for the censorship on Wednesdays pod? Hashtag games gone? Yes, Mark?

I was walking over London Bridge last night listening to the pod and it actually made me jump when the bleep came in.

I would have been much more offended to have actually heard the swear word, it really did scare me.

Anyway, yes, we haven't gone pure-itanical, just produced a silence, was feeling oversafed and it slipped through and we would like to apologise for the lack of industrial language.

You may have heard in the broadcast. Anyway, Philippe's here, so I'm sure by part three, there'll be a Frenchman saying, bolux.

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