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Hello and welcome to the Guardian Football Weekly. It's the David Mitchell dressed as a

Nazi gear for we the farmers, PSG, get past Liverpool on penalties, and it's hard to say they

didn't deserve it. Over two brilliant games of football, Dezere Dewe, who was great on the night,

scored the decisive penalty. After Curtis Jones and Darwin Nunes missed, it's sad for Darwin

that no one was surprised when he struck it at the perfect height for Donna Ruma. Both sides created

big chances as Manor Debally was the only one who managed to score. Confirmation certainly that Liverpool had played someone good this season.

Elsewhere last night, it was all pretty straightforward for Barter-Bion and Inter.

Lamin Yamal did some brilliant things, as did Jamal, and it was a great couple of games for Harry Kane too.

And then Manchester United, you wonder if Big Sir Jim had spent too long hanging around heavy chemicals, an odd set of interviews where he claimed Man United would have run out of cash by Christmas, if he hadn't sacked

the tea lady that Casamiro, Onana and Hoyland aren't any good.

Now hang on, here's a 100,000-seater giant circus tent umbrella.

We'll ship in on a barge for two billion pounds.

But then he's a more successful businessman than almost all of us, so maybe we shouldn't

be quite so cynical. Also, we'll

touch on Newcastle's win at West Ham on Monday, a bit of EFL, and some more crawling to the good

people of Nottingham. All that plus your questions, and that's the eighth guardian football weekly.

On the panel today, Lars Sivotson, welcome. Hello, Max. Hello, Archie. In Tutt.

Hey, Max.

Ben writes, wishing Barry a very happy birthday on further inspection on celebrity birthdays.com.

I was surprised to see Barry's wealth at 5 million euros and that his body measurements were

coming soon.

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