Hi, it is the Red Men Bite Size podcast. I am Chloe Bloxham. It is Monday the 5th of January and it was

another weekend where Liverpool drop points, where Liverpool at least for 45 minutes,

played a type of football that I never ever want to watch again. Let me tell you, I often think this season that if I was just watching it in my house

with like the heating on and maybe I could be in some PJs and I could turn the TV off

when it was absolutely excruciating to be put through,

then maybe I might feel a little bit better

because at this current moment,

I mean, I just made a little observation earlier,

I've been all five London clubs this season so far.

I am going Arsenal, which is on Thursday. And if Liverpool fail to beat

Arsenal on Thursday, which, let's be perfectly honest, I reckon there's at least a 70% chance

that Arsenal beat us and by a considerable goal difference. I mean, just take their corners

alone. We're horrendous at them.

I will have been all of those London games and we will have came away with one win.

One win. All of the London clubs and one win. That includes obviously the likes of losing to

Brentford, draw into Fulham the other day, losing

to Chelsea, losing to Crystal Palace.

There's another one that I am forgetting, but I was most sick.

Oh, Spares, no, we won. Spurs.

So there's seven games actually, I think, so we've won two.

Spurs was a horrendous viewing though to be first and no wonder

i kind of forgot about that that first 45 minutes was an absolute non-event very much like what

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