Look at that, Seamless! Welcome to Player Rankings part of the day where I pick up a player's face.

You tell me where to put that face in boss sound to your messing. We might need your messing.

I often like getting rid of it, but I'm going to keep it just in case you've got any real strong feelings.

Yeah, if you haven't done this bit with me before, that's what happens basically.

But you don't just say which category, you tell me high, low, middle.

And we've also developed this straddle thing where somebody just hovers over the line.

So without further ado, after Liverpool came from 1-0 down to beat Southampton 3-1 I'm just

stalling while I was trying to find Alison Becker if you haven't realised on a

serious note though where is he how how is he hiding because of the goal

how have you gone missing we might have to go without Allison here,

which is groundbreaking stuff.

Honestly, he's not here.

How has that happened?

Right, we're gonna move on without Alison Becker.

If I find him as we go, great.

Is he fell?

He hasn't fell?

I mean, Liverpool 1 3.11 by the way. This is staggering.

Trent, Alexander Arnold, first because you always start with a right back. I've just spotted one way out of camera. Hang on one second.

Cut all that last bit. Alison Becker was inexplicably over there.

What do we think about Alison Becker today, everyone?

What was that about?

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