Hello everybody, welcome back to the player ranking show after Liverpool beat Newcastle

United 2-0. That's kind of irrelevant at this point because Liverpool are 13 points clear at the top of the Premier League.

That's the headline right here. Liverpool are going to win the Premier League.

God, I feel so fucking sick saying it. Oh, it almost feels dirty but in the best possible way oh we are there

aren't we we are back me up on it um okay um this is the part of the night where we make the

players and boss sounds so you're messing let's be honest that's that done and yeah let's do it Alison Becker

Alison Beck we're gonna try and stay on task here I've spent the last 20 minutes or so

just saying how it feels how emotional is and how brilliant it's gonna be

when we do get to lift number 20. Yeah, that was brilliant.

I really enjoyed myself, but I do want to do my actual job for a little bit.

If you can help me with it, that'd be amazing.

Love you all very much.

Sounds, that is very true.

Nothing's ever been more accurate than that.

It's like you've known me on my life.

Alison Becker, you guys miss my show. Sorry, Dan, I'll try and rectify that just

quickly because I don't like doing that. I do apologize. Here we go. Oh, now I've got it.

Oh, Jesus Christ, what's your now? Like 107 or something mad? No. He's going to set some ludicrous individual records, isn't he?

That's beyond.

Another assist tonight, of course.

Compulsory, customary, obligatory at this point.

Yeah, I don't know.

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