Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.

He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.

Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.

All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.

Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.

Piento Ferries, there is another way. We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology

to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 753 dot J.E.1022 certificate number 2 sees

Oh certificate number two C. Oh, man.

All right, that's the show everybody.

Hard over.

Do do do do. Do you have accessed entry 753.

You have access to entry 753. J.E.

102 certificate number 26394.

Ingve malmstein. steel. Ken we were talking earlier about rock and roll, and you said that for most of your college

years you preferred jingle-jangle pop.

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