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improv4humans with Matt Besser

LIVE Xmas Special; Horatio Sanz, John Gemberling, Matt Walsh, Open Mike Eagle

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2015

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Open Mike Eagle LIVE Xmas Special at UCBsunset - Horatio Sanz, John Gemberling, and Matt Walsh welcome Open Mike Eagle to perform a song from his latest album Dark Comedy on this week’s improv4humans with Matt Besser LIVE from the new UCB Sunset theatre! They’ll also explore how ecstasy etchings become reality, bands who cannot be categorized, and what can go wrong while on a exotic zoo tour. Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com !

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0:00.0

Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep that theme going that's that's Doug the angry the

0:29.6

Anti-trupping motherfucker. Let's bring out Horatio's and junk emberling in

0:35.4

Matt Walls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get with the humans here at the end of the

0:45.4

year. Matt Walls, that's what your name.

0:49.3

Let's turn on that middle light a little bit. I can't see. Is that uh do we have

1:06.9

anyone up there? Yeah, there they are. How are you guys doing up there? Can't see

1:10.3

you guys. Oh, look up there. That's a nice little. You guys think you'll be able to

1:13.7

stand the whole time. Yeah, you can go Indian style. Is that not politically correct

1:20.4

anymore? Indian style. Is there a new way to say that? Cross like it. That's how they

1:25.0

sat. That is officially how they sat. If I have any American Indian listeners who are

1:34.9

offended by that, I will debate you in case closed. This looks like a soul train. Oh, it

1:43.2

is. Level of soul train. Oh, I always think it was like the old man muppet box, but

1:48.6

you're right. It's more like soul train. Can we play some 70 soul? Yeah, let's get

1:53.7

guys a dance. Let's just put Doug the angry trumpeter to electronica back on. Let's get

1:59.3

you guys dancing up there. I'm a different generation. I think it looks like the grind.

2:06.6

Can we give him some lights? Let's mix up the lights. Yeah, let's give him some disco

2:11.5

music. Let's go light. Oh, yeah, that's like studio 54 up in here. That's okay. To the

2:21.8

listeners at home, they didn't dance at all. It's funny watching people like root

2:28.2

diss. Getting into a little bit and then stopping. How much you dance is probably reflective

2:37.1

of how willing you are to have sex. When you say in general, yeah, it usually correlates

2:42.9

absolutely. Yeah, yeah. That guy at the end, he's way willing. He was going nuts. I can't

2:49.1

see him. Which guy are you talking about? That guy right there. He was going nuts for

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