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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. No Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Trey Rock Cline Alley Show. Let's be honest, dating's not easy. I think LA is one of the hardest cities in the entire world to try to date in according to single people for whatever reason. Really? Everyone's so hot here.

1:12.5

Yeah, but I think everyone lives so far apart.

1:08.1

And then I feel like I've got to take on a couple freeways to meet up. Like, forget it. What's the point? And also... There's probably a lot of sex being had, but not a lot of successful dating. I think so. And understandably, whenever we do single person spotlight, we have a lot of people that claim. It's just hard to meet someone, hard to meet.

1:11.0

A lot of people lie about who they are, a lot of ghosting going on.

1:12.7

And I think people always think there's a better option.

1:45.0

I think that's the real thing it's like oh man you're fine but I feel like there's a better opportunity elsewhere. Spoiler, there's not. There's probably not. And we've, Jake, you know, when we first met Jake, he had a girlfriend, then he was moving in with her, and then that fizzled up pretty quickly.

1:46.9

Fizzled, failed.

1:48.2

Failed pretty badly.

1:49.9

They didn't even sleep in the same room.

1:52.5

He moved in, but he had his own room, and then she basically evicted him.

1:54.1

Doesn't she have a new boyfriend now, Jake?

1:58.9

I think she, well, I have no idea, but I think she was starting to bang someone before I even moved out of there.

2:00.9

Oh, man, that's rough. Yeah, it sucked.

1:58.1

And then, is that why she said there was going to be some construction going on? Yeah, it was his hand. Really? Yeah. She told Jake, yeah. You hear pounding. There's going to be a lot of construction going on. So I just want you to know that there's going to be a lot of that. And apparently that's what she was talking about.

1:59.6

Anyway, Jake came to us.

2:00.8

She said, can we do a live Tinder?

2:01.8

We did it.

2:02.9

We met someone named Tina.

2:34.2

She was a listener i don't even know if she listens to the show anymore jake and her were together on and off for i don't know six months maybe yeah maybe yeah it's good time i think jakek that was a nice no strings attached thing until it was like oh what are we and even you had asked her you even recorded yourself asking like, hey, we're just what we are, right? We're just going to be F buddies, essentially, and she was cool with it. And even that got messed up. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And now she's dating a new guy. She's also doing some construction. Very happy for him. Then, um, then we sent Jake to Love A Island, an opportunity, because he would have no luck with humans. So we sent him to Love A Island where he met bots. And this was some of the date he went on with a guy by the name of Vance. I understand. Life can be unpredictable. And it's easy to get caught up in the daily grind. But I'm glad you're sticking to it. It's important to keep doing things that make you happy.

3:09.1

Well, you seem super cool, Vance. I'm down to hang out again, but I have to ask if you're okay with

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