LIVE! THE ROAST OF Twilight: Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer

The Book Pile

Kellen Erskine and David Vance

Comedy, Arts, Books

4.8 • 598 Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2022

⏱️ 42 minutes

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A live podcast! In which we make fun of the 3rd Twilight book! In a mean-spirited way! Come for the laughs, the drama, the sexism, the dull-eyed vapid characters. Stay for all the imprinting. Plus, Kellen tells a personal story about doing comedy in a cave, and Dave wants the fans to know that, like Edward, his lips are also “marble hard." * To buy the book, Eclipse, or listen to it free on Audible AND support the podcast, click here! https://amzn.to/43Jx0jW * TheBookPilePodcast@gmail.com * K...

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0:00.0	All right, hey everyone.
0:03.1	Imagine your perfect leading man.
0:05.6	It's a hundred-year-old teenager, right?
0:08.1	Just like a teen, he's emo and thinks no one has ever loved like he's loved.
0:12.3	But then his opinions on gender roles come from the Civil War.
0:16.7	Today's book is Eclipse by Stephanie Meyer.
0:20.6	I'm Kellanerskin.
0:24.6	I just realize I usually prepare this part and I didn't.
0:28.0	I'm a comic.
0:29.2	I'm a father.
0:31.3	And like Edward, I also can't be viewed in direct sunlight.
0:37.4	And I'm David Vance.
0:38.8	My favorite part of the book is when we learn that every time Jacob has a dirty thought about Bella,
0:43.2	Edward has to see it.
0:48.3	In eclipse, Stephanie Meyer asks the question,
0:51.3	what if I made more money?
0:55.9	And this is the book pile.
1:01.8	Great to be here live in Provo, Utah.
1:07.0	All right, we have a review.
1:09.4	Lucas Youngblood says, so my 15th birthday is soon, and it hasn't been that great, but it's
1:14.8	sorry, that's awesome.
1:17.2	But every time I'm sad, I just listen to this podcast and I feel better when I can laugh
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