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With your host, John Parnell.

Hey everybody, welcome to Battleground live.

Thanksgiving is fast approaching, and if you lived in Fort Carnell you would undoubtedly know it.

We have a thing around here when holidays approach,

whether it's Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years,

or anytime we have company over to the house

where Commander Melanie takes full control.

Now, I mean, she's called the commander for a reason,

so generally speaking, she's in the commander for a reason so generally speaking she's in charge but we

ratchet that up times a thousand when people are coming over to the house so we have

this thing we got again a five crazy kids here all the time.

But we have this thing in this house called Rampage Cleaning,

where Melanie gets on a roll.

Now, she's not angry, but she's on a mission.

She's laser focused to get the house ready.

Like I said, we got 22, 23, I don't know, 25 people coming over for Thanksgiving.

And we've been planning for it.

I swear for the past five or six days and you can always tell the closer we get to

actual Thanksgiving the we ratchet up the intensity and the rampage cleaning gets more intense and you could always tell by the

pitter-patter of her feet they get heavier on the floor so she's very small and tiny it doesn't have a very large stride so you can hear her upstairs you

know when she's ratcheting up the intensity to quick thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump of her feet you know you know's coming. And so it's been a very intense day as we

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