Hello and welcome to the TIFO football podcast. I'm Joe Devine. And today I'm delighted to be joined by John McKenzie.

Hello, Joe. All right. How's it going? I'm all right. How are you? I'm live. I'm live.

I'm also live. Yes, that's true. You are also live.

And thirdly, live is producer Nathan Clark.

Hello.

All right, how's it going?

Not bad.

You're at the table today, aren't you, in lieu of a real guest?

That's correct.

Thanks for making that clear.

For listeners, for people watching this on YouTube later, or indeed for people who've

joined us live, because as a repeat, we are live streaming. When Nathan does talk, we'll try to keep it to a minimum, but please don't judge the quality of what he says as though he is a real guest, because today he's not. He's been a real guest in the past, and the bar has been higher on those shows, but today the bar is very, very low. Anyway, what are we talking about?

Now, usually when we do a live stream, it's after a huge and important game of football.

That's not the case today, which is a comment that will upset the fans of both Newcastle and

West Ham, although it's simultaneously true. How about that? We're going to talk a little bit about

relegation stuff on the next episode earlier in this week.

Also, Spurs have got Chelsea to come on.

That's right.

Chelsea to come on Tuesday night.

So we'll save relegation.

Also, Arsenal play on Monday night, so we don't have that to talk about either.

Instead, we have three pretty exciting topics to discuss today.

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