Live Protect Prank Call (Life Alert Prank)

Friday Night Cranks

Friday, Cranks, Live, Calls, Prank, Pranks, Crank, Comedy, Funny, Phone, Show, Night, Call

4.6 • 669 Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2016

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Jared prank calls a life alert type of company as Barney AKA THE SCOOP MASTER GENERAL, requesting one to use as a personal assistant!

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0:00.0	Oh, hell yes.
0:06.2	That's coming out right now.
0:08.2	Thank you for holding.
0:09.7	My name is with Life Protect 24-7.
0:12.2	How are you today?
0:13.1	I'm good.
0:13.6	How are you?
0:15.2	I'm great.
0:16.0	Thanks for asking.
0:16.9	And with our promotion today,
0:18.2	you've been selected to receive a free medical alert system.
0:21.0	So congratulations.
0:22.2	Now, are you familiar with medical alert systems?
0:23.8	No, no, I'm not.
0:24.7	I got a little voicemail from you guys saying that you had something for me.
0:29.2	So what is it again?
0:31.7	It's a medical alert system.
0:34.0	What it is, it's the little button that you wear around your neck,
0:36.4	and you can press in case of any type of emergency, like a bad fall, for instance. I'm sure you've seen our products.
0:42.6	Those are the things on TV. We are like, Help, I'm falling and I'm fat. Is that what they say?
0:49.7	Right. That is actually, though, another company that does that commercial.
0:54.8	Gotcha.
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