(LIVE) New Coke (Entry 835.LK0538)
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🗓️ 13 November 2025
⏱️ 90 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We are receiving this message. |
| 0:06.0 | And uh... |
| 0:09.0 | We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. |
| 0:13.0 | We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, |
| 0:18.0 | the turbulent time that was the early 21st century. |
| 0:25.9 | Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. These recordings represent our attempt |
| 0:30.2 | to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost. |
| 0:34.7 | So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology |
| 0:39.3 | to decrypt our transmissions, |
| 0:41.1 | this is our legacy to you. |
| 0:43.2 | This is our time capsule. |
| 0:45.2 | This is the omnibus. |
| 0:47.6 | Woo! |
| 0:47.9 | Yeah! |
| 0:48.3 | Yeah! You have accessed |
| 1:14.6 | Entree 835. |
| 1:17.2 | LK0538. |
| 1:20.0 | Certificate number 38738. |
| 1:23.3 | New Coke. |
| 1:25.8 | The great new taste of Coke. |
| 1:28.3 | Watch for it, try it, and enjoy the best tasty Coke ever. |
| 1:38.3 | So for the last eight years, we've been trying to think of things that maybe would be lost in a cataclysm, ideas, historical events, |
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