Live Long and Skip the Wiener

LA PLATICA

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2026

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/LAPLATICA10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Thanks SoFi for sponsoring this video! Check out SoFi Pay http://sofi.com/laplatica #ad #SoFiPartner What if living longer meant trying new things? 🤔 In La Platica’s first episode of the year, Josh and Sebas dive into their 2026 goals, the idea of optimizing health, emerging wellness trends, and how bad processed foods really are for us. Wieners enter the chat just when things start to get serious and well…you can guess what happened next. 😂 Follow the Poddy on all socials 🫶🏼 IG: @laplatica TikTok: @LaPlaticaPod Sebastian Robles - @ayyysebas Josh Leyva - @TheJoshLeyva EPISODE CHAPTERS 00:00 – Intro 02:40 – Congratulations to the Whole World 07:23 – What Happened with Benaqui? 09:10 – Explain Yourself, Matt 16:53– I Will Always Love You Forever 20:11– Can We Leave Decorations Up Until February? 22:23 – I Want to Cut Down My Own Christmas Tree 23:28 – The Reyes Magos Are Sick, Bro 24:13 – What Are Some of Your 2026 Goals? 29:39 – 86 Year Old Men Having Babies 30:42 – “My Dad was Robert De Niro, Mah Boii” 33:00 – Modern Medicine is Finding Cures for Cancer 33:52 – Would You Do It? The Neuralink? 37:13 – Have You Seen Pluribus? 40:01 – I’m Not Saying I Want to Live Forever, But… 40:30 – Don’t Eat the Wieners 42:58 – If You Wanna Eat a Wiener Go For It, But WYD After? 45:58 – It Can’t Be That Good and Good For You 46:07 – In America, the Most Unhealthy Foods Are Also the Most Accessible 48:44 – Josh’s 2026 Goals 50:52 – Being Present vs Being Present 53:33 – ”Your Circle Sets Your Standards” 55:33 – You Can’t Suck and Have Amazing Friends RESOURCES FOR ANYONE WHO NEEDS IMMIGRATION INFORMATION Immigrant Legal Resource Center - https://www.ilrc.org/advanced-search?issues%5B0%5D=35&resource_type%5B0%5D=15&terms= National Immigration Law Center - https://www.instagram.com/nilc?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== Barrio Drive - https://barriodrive.com/collections/daca-renewal-fund Immigrants Rising - https://www.instagram.com/immigrantsrising?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== Attorney Kathleen Martinez - https://www.instagram.com/laabogadamartinez?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== PLATÍCANOS Tell us what you’re going through! https://forms.gle/adWU3tmFuHW8fYsd8

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0:00.0	And you know we're going to talk about Seekekek, baby.
0:02.7	Number one ready ticketing app on the freaking app store. We use Seekek all year long and we're here to remind you that it's the number one ready taking the app on the app store. Guys, not only that, I'm already looking into tickets for Rosalia. Oh, pull out. Never seen her. Gonna see her. Hockey. Never been to a game. Go Kings go. Go. Gonna see her.
0:22.1	Gonna see her.
0:23.7	Duran Duran Like that I like that That's different Oh that's a vibe That's a vibe Guys seekeeks Don't want to take On the app On the app store Guys And make it They make it easy for you Right Green down means good Red Down means bad bad. Over 75,000 live events.
0:54.9	You don't got no excuses, all right? Over 28 million downloads. Downloads. Hook them up, man. Come on, man. We're talking about all this. Look them up. La Platica 10. Is it $10 off or 10%? It's 10% off your ticketed purchase by using the code. Even better. We've been saying the same code all year.
0:56.2	I'm forgetting, dude. Guys, hope you guys had an incredible year. Thank you for rocking with us. Thank you for using the La Plata Siki code. It makes us so happy when we see you guys at these events and you say, hey, I used the La Plata C code. Yeah, I saw a bunch of people at my na. Yeah, so appreciate you guys. Love you. And we'll see you guys in 12.4 seconds. I'm going to use this. Let me be honest. Every guest is a privilege. Do we want to go there? Get jolly. Because I'm on a podcast with Josh Labor. Yeah. Yeah. You have two moreourke. Ladies and gentlemen.
1:29.0	Let me just tell you.
1:30.6	Man.
1:32.5	Bro, turn me down, please.
1:34.8	Fool.
1:36.8	Jeez, you just scared the shit out of me.
1:38.7	How about now?
1:39.4	That's better.
1:40.3	Thank God.
1:41.2	Mah.
1:42.5	What's up with those headphones?
1:43.3	Why were they like that?
1:46.8	The use, I'm a podcaster.
1:48.8	I'm a podcaster.
1:52.3	That's what I'm going to leave behind in 2026, 25.
1:53.9	Is it 6 or 25?
1:55.1	Should we introduce Sao?
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