My name is Joshua Topolsky and I have a new podcast called What Future.

But I want to tell you that I'm being forced by my producer to record a promo telling you about my show.

And I'm not trying to force you to listen to it.

And maybe you're not interested in internet culture and the future of life on planet Earth.

And why John Carpenter movies are so good.

You may just want to listen to a podcast about, I don't know, sports or whatever Joe Rogan talks about.

And that's fine, you know, no judgment.

But if you like what you're hearing and I know that you do, you can listen to all of what future on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

I've got this for St. Jackson and I'm Charlie Webster.

Listen to the podcasts surviving El Chapo, the incredible true story of the identical twins from Chicago who built America's biggest drug trafficking empire.

The other reason El Chapo is now in prison and they've never spoken publicly until now.

My brother had the only legal recording of Chapo's mom.

Listen to surviving El Chapo, the twins who brought down a drug lord on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or whatever you get your podcasts.

First of all, you don't know me.

We all about the high school drama girl, drama girl, all about them high school queens.

We'll take you for a ride in our comic girl, drama queen cheer and for the right team.

Drama queen, drama queen, my girl, girl, fashion, but you'll tell a girl you can sit with us girl.

Drama queen, drama queen, drama queens, drama queen, drama queens.

Please welcome to the stage, your drama queens, Hillary Brayden Morgan, Sophia Bush and Bethany Joylands.

Welcome to our coven.

You guys are awesome.

Okay, so we're going to give you the heads up.

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