Hi!

Hello Houston!

Harman Town is now in session. Please welcome to the stage your mayor of Houston and of

Harman Town. Dan Harman!

Thank you Houston. Maybe I should use this one.

The wireless one. Thank you. Thank you.

Do you have to tap it or swipe it or... Is it like a Google microphone? Boy what a fuck up of a startup show.

Yeah, Xylory Cable wasn't in. Thank you Houston Texas!

Dan, Dan gets what the first word set on the moon was. Probably Houston right?

It was Houston. It was Houston.

Yeah even the people on the moon got the city right. That guy shouting out from the audience is

referring to a fact that could have otherwise been lost to the ages. If it weren't for your

diligence, sir, the Woodward and Bernstein of the fucking Houston show that during the

Q&A that preceded the show, I, having driven three hours from Austin to Houston, thoroughly enamored with every city in Texas as I always am.

Particularly ones with Alamo draft houses. I referred to Houston as Austin in the equivalent of an 86 comedy.

I just called out a different lover's name. I love you both. I love Houston even more.

And then there's a lady in the front that cannot, she is compelled to remind us that we are in Katie.

We are technically in Katie. I imagine it's like, you know, I'm from Brown Deere, Wisconsin. It's Milwaukee.

But it's like a, I'm sure Katie is like, it's a suburb of Houston right? But no one wants to feel like they're in Katie.

Everyone was like, clearly like Katie was like, whoever, whoever came up with the idea of calling this area something other than Houston was a giant asshole that was either dodging taxes or

exploiting workers. I, I don't know what the history is, but no one's going to call this place Katie. I swear to God, I promise we're in Houston.

And sometimes Austin, if you get me drunk enough, all right, Houston, Texas. Some trivia about Houston, Texas, Aaron.

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