4.8 • 634 Ratings
🗓️ 8 November 2013
⏱️ 68 minutes
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0:00.0 | We need small businesses, and right now they need us. |
0:04.3 | So Verizon is connecting big names and entertainment with small businesses around the country. |
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0:15.7 | Tune in every Tuesday and Thursday on at Verizon's Twitter or Twitch, Yahoo and Fios Channel 501 at 8 p.m. Eastern 5 p.m. Pacific. |
0:24.0 | Small businesses need us now more than ever. |
0:28.8 | Sarah Audio. |
0:33.9 | Hello. |
0:35.5 | This is your grandmother, Grandma Emmy. I can't say I'm surprised that you're not picking up the phone. But that's neither here nor there. I wanted to call you because I am concerned about your sexuality. |
0:55.8 | You know, it's been many years since your grandfather has been in heaven. |
1:02.2 | And before that, I don't think you understand that I grew up in a very repressed time. |
1:10.1 | And when I see kids today walking around and on television talking so openly about, you know, the L word and, I mean the show and talking about, you know, sex and in your towns. |
1:33.5 | I get furious because I am so jealous. |
1:42.1 | You don't understand what it was like to have needs and urges in a time when we had the poodles on our skirts. |
1:44.7 | Look, my favorite podcast, this feels terrible, has a deal right now with a website that has |
1:51.7 | sexy things on it. |
1:53.5 | And I know that you feel a little nervous or embarrassed about buying a box of condoms or a vibrating helper, but you |
2:05.2 | shouldn't because it's ridiculous and you should take advantage of this time and of this |
2:11.2 | great deal. If you go to adam eave.com and type in the code word terrible the promo word the promo code word |
2:22.8 | terrible uh you will get 50% off of almost any item any item in the entire store there's |
2:31.3 | there's things with your bottom there's things with your feet |
2:34.3 | there anything you want I got a bunch of stuff just to do it on my own and I don't |
2:42.6 | know maybe the ghost of your grandfather will visit someday I'm I I'd like this if you type in the code, |
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