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Welcome to Improper For Humans, live at the UCB Theatre, Los Angeles.

Welcome to Improper Humans with Nat Besser, that's me! How are you guys doing? Are you doing good?

Let's have the stage lights down just a little bit and let me have house lights fully up so I can see this beautiful audience. Great, how are you guys doing? How are you doing, sir?

How many people here have never heard Improper Humans before? You're just here at the theatre because there were tickets available.

Okay, that's a few, that's good, you'll catch on. We get to drink booze, shit, that's part of the show. How are you guys doing? I'm doing great, thank you for having me, Matt. Of course, long time ago.

That's an honor to be on Improper Humans. Oh thank you! I don't acknowledge these people, I only acknowledge the listeners at home. Hello listeners at home. Shut the fuck up audience!

How is the show on Sirius Radio Matt? Tell me, because I have Sirius Radio now, how do I find the show? This isn't on Sirius Radio Matt. No, this isn't on Sirius Radio Matt. No, this isn't on Sirius Radio Matt. No, that's my other show. Oh, sorry.

But thanks for plugging it, the backroom box is on Sirius' show. Is it better? Should we be on that show? Do you want to go to the last show?

I have bigger names on that show. Oh, honestly.

Radio's a big name. For the podcast listener, some guy just walked in late.

Do you want to describe him so they really didn't say the same thing? He said the same thing. That made it better.

I wonder if we should cater to the podcast listener. He looks like a younger, more handsome Stephen King.

Yeah, that's true. He gets that, he gets that, he gets that. He doesn't know to watch.

You get that, sir? Who doesn't know to watch? Yeah, here he is.

That's a, I shouldn't say a better joke than that. Yeah. He's probably not going to be bad for getting hit by cars all the time.

No, it's going to be a joke.

It happened once. It happened once. The scene did not, believe me.

It was pretty fucked up by it. That's true. That's a bummer.

Sir, do you get called Stephen King? Is this the first time?

Very first time. Really? What do you usually get?

Asshole. Asshole?

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