Thank you guys so much for coming. This is very awkward to start out. A lot of white women.

We have a Democrat. Good. Awesome. Good energy right off the bat. Front row, arms crossed,

fun for me to see out here. Thank you. This is an international symbol for fucking

you to a comic. I don't know who this guy is. My girlfriend made me come. It's okay. I

do get it. Listen. So thank you guys for coming. It's very cool to be here in Atlanta. Who

listens to the J-Train podcast? Let me hear it from you. Who listens to you up? Anyone

listen to that? Very cool. Thank you. And who has no idea what the fuck they're doing

here? Arms crossed. I couldn't tell you that. Little raised the roof from the blonde girl

on the back. Thank you. She's like, I don't know why I'm here. My friend's like, you fuck

with girls on Bumble. And I have to go. Awesome. Okay. Well listen. Here's the show. We take

emails from listeners and give them advice. That's all the show was. And now there's a lot

of dating questions. So we've gone that direction a little bit. And that's really what it is.

I got two comics that are here to be my guest. We're going to answer emails together that

we have just from the inbox, around the top of the pile. And then we're going to do dating

at makeovers. We have some people brave audience members here with us tonight who have

sent me their profiles and are ready to come on stage and discuss the decisions that

they've made. And we're going to see how if we can help these people. And then the last

part of the show, I call it douche detective, if you're texting with somebody and you're

not sure what the fuck is going on, some of you are thinking, oh that's me. Okay. If you're

texting with someone, you're not sure. Guy or girl, you're not sure what's going on.

I'm going to invite you to come up and show. We'll go through the text together and we'll

figure out if this person is a douche or not. That's really, and they're usually douches.

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