November

on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day

Oh, they sail into

Elth on Christmas Day in the morning

And we all in the

November is the biggest travel month of the year

and yours truly had some travel plans, just as I'm sure you did.

But unlike yours, my travel plans included traveling through space and time.

The place is London, England. The time?

Sometime during the early period of Queen Victoria's reign.

And as I'm walking down the streets of Old London, I need to watch myself.

Things get a little seedy down by the docks, though the music you'll hear there is pretty good.

Down petticoat lane, I swing a loop by Mad Sal's dockside alehouse And find my way to the calm and safety of Tabastock House,

where, luckily, I have Mrs. Fezziwig as a guide to some of the more

more genteel points of interest.

Well, you are sitting in one of the poshists rooms in the whole London.

I mean, the Queen is here.

There is also the Adventurers adventurous club, which is a gentleman's club,

but they also allow ladies to come and lecture.

But I'll have to get to all of that later,

because I'm here on official business.

Yes, once again, I've traveled back in time to Victorian London, but to put it more accurately,

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