Live! From the Crunch Wrap Carpet At Dolly Parton's Taco Bell Musical

Eating For Free

Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson

Society & Culture

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2022

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Obsessive about the dark underworld of Instagram influencers, celebrity-induced conspiracy theories, and modern media shenanigans? You're in the right place! Hosted by Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson, Eating For Free is a weekly investigative podcast reporting live from the absolute edge of the internet. We're a new wave of gossip sleuths at a time when our culture is increasingly chaotic and mass media lacks the talent or clarity to make sense of our shared capitalist nightmare!

You can also find us on our website, Twitter, and Instagram. Or buy our merch! Any personal, business, or general inquires can be sent to eatingforfreepodcast@gmail.com

Joan Summers: Twitter: @laracroftbarbie
Matthew Lawson: Twitter: @_matthewlawson

Links:

Dolly Parton to star in new musical about Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza (NYPost)
Dolly's Post About The Musical (Instagram)
Dear Evan Hansen Teams Up With Roblox And Bored Ape NFTs For Mental Health Awareness (TheGamer)
The New Minions Album is Sure… Something! (Twitter)
Goop Update: Meet The Diapér (Instagram)
HBO Max Nabs 'Anon Pls' Berlanti Productions Drama Based On DeuxMoi's Book With Script-To-Series Order (Deadline)
Christine Quinn claims she 'terminated' contract before 'Selling Sunset' reunion (PageSix)
'Selling Sunset' Star Christine Quinn And Tech Entrepreneur Husband Have Plans To Disrupt The Real Estate Industry (Forbes)

Transcript

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0:00.0	Come on, if you know the words, let's go.
0:02.5	What do I think of her?
0:03.4	Yes.
0:05.2	I don't think of her.
0:06.3	Bitch a red wine and a swish up.
0:10.9	I think you get the bitch a bitch, bitch.
0:12.6	Here I go.
0:17.7	Right about down in the New York fucking post.
0:23.6	I just want you all to know that this man was refusing
0:24.9	to start recording this podcast
0:26.4	because he was grilling me
0:28.7	about if I had sex fluids
0:30.8	all over my couch yet again
0:32.5	because he's obsessed with me
0:34.2	he's obsessed with thinking about me naked
0:36.6	he's obsessed. Let's give some context. Oh, here he goes. You need both sides of the story. Let's silence women some more. You pull yourself all the way up into the corner and you're like, get closer so Ashland our amazing producer extraordinaire can hear us because you're like 10 feet away from me now. Because I'm a delicate woman and I like to be curled on a couch. And you constantly are like, yes, there's come and shit and piss all over this couch. Okay. Does what she needs to want. Not shit and piss. It's hard not to say it all at the same time. I just assume fluids. Yes, I'm sucking and fucking on my sofa. Who doesn't? But I'm not an animal. I put a blanket down. You told me the... Well, I don't know how much I want to docks you here.
1:11.6	What?
1:12.2	You were like, you know, oh, you know, sometimes I don't have a towel, we just grab
1:15.3	whatever is nearby, you know?
1:16.7	Yes, like...
1:17.7	And then I'm like, you're like, come sit over here and I'm like, come this right here.
1:21.7	Like, what are these things I'm seeing?
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