Welcome to Improper, you're the Matt Besser, that's me! Welcome Austin, let's bring out Matt Wall,

Horatio San, Shannon O'Neill. Thanks guys. Thank you Matt. I love Austin. I love that Pixie song too

that we came out to. I haven't heard that in a while. That was fun. How are you guys doing? I like how we

started the ASCAT show last night. How many people here have invented an app? Anybody? One, how many?

Just one, two. Is that it? Am I missing someone? Have you, ma'am? You're being pointed at, have you?

Why aren't you raising your hand? Oh, you probably just pressed your raised hand app. So you didn't have to.

They all did. Thank you. So you got an app, Billy? Stand up here. Let's hear about it. Give us what do you

call it? The elevator pitch, won't she? Yeah, elevator pitch and show this down. And it's a parody app

of Yo. It doesn't do anything. It just makes fake notifications. That's all it does. Okay, okay,

okay, bang. It's a parody of a, of Yo. Do you know what Yo is? I believe it's an app where you

just, Yo, people, you just get a notification that says, Hey, Horatio just said, Yo, it's a shitty

app. I didn't do it. And this is a parody of a shitty app. How long did it take to make?

About an hour. And did you? And do you have a million dollars now? Of course not.

Okay, ma'am, what about you? What's yours? It's still in the development stage. It's called Cat Magnet.

Cat Magnet? Wait, you go back and show wherever you are. And every cat that's in the vicinity would

rise up above shoulder level. Okay, you guys falling. I don't know what's happening. I think she just admitted

she's a wizard. She just said, now I always feel old when I talk about things like this, but she just

said, my app, I'm just going to repeat it. She said, my app is a magnet. Right away, I'm lost. I'm

like, how can an app be a magnet? Yeah. But I'm with, I keep on. I listen and she says, my app is

a magnet. When you hold it over a cat and cats don't respond to magnets as far as I know, unless

they're made of metal. When you hold it over a cat, it raises up in the air. Is that what she said?

I think she said several cats in the area, which is even weirder. Is that an issue cat

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