The Raven Effect

The Raven Effect with Pro Wrestling Superstar Raven,

A Cornicopia of Stupidity masquerading as a podcast.

Critics have hailed it is everything from...

Huh?

Who's this raven jerk?

And...

If you want clever discourse, nonsensical banter, and incessant rambling, well this is the show for you. The Spider-O-My Ranger is still just a red and a cane.

Ladies, gentlemen, idiots, bluesies, and reprobates.

This is Raven. This is my road slide whistle. The other one's enormous.

This is my road slide whistle.

This is my actual slide whistle.

The other one's enormous, the one at home. Yeah, it really is.

Hello and welcome! Tonight's episode is brought to you by fish. Sure, they swim in their own

pee, but they're good folks or fish. Sure, they swim in their own pee, but they're good folks or fish.

They make fine pets, they're fun to win at carnivals, and besides, would you rather tune a piano

or tuna fish? There's a vagoa fish. Don't give it up if you don't believe in the material.

There's a vagoa, that's what the horns are for. There's a vagoa fish, sweetest fish, fish sticks, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish,

or as my co-host would say, one fish, two fish, hi me, plankton's a Jew fish.

They're not quite, they're not quite amphibians, but they're close.

Thank you, I k Theologist. That's a study of fish. Now on with the show. We are here live at Starcast doing our podcast live

We are in the windy city the second city sold out the home of the bears mud city

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