Hey folks, this is Kevin.

Yeah, right. Yeah, okay. That was me- no. That was not me folks. This is Kevin.

That was a risk fan named Corey Cruz, now. More on that Jackass in just a bit.

But what I, the real Kevin, need to tell you now, is that on this week's episode,

you'll hear Aaron Popelka.

All seven of us are just standing in a circle, jacking off these imaginary air boners.

That and more. But before that, I want to give a shout out to our new patron,

Len Tully. Oh, thank you so much, Len Tully. We always like to thank the fans by name on the show.

If they give $25 or more per month to help keep risk running at patreon.com slash risk,

that's P-A-T-R-E-O-N dot com slash risk. You can give any amount per month that you choose.

And you'll know you're contributing to our ability to continue creating episodes like this one

you're about to hear, which is filled with the kind of storytelling you are not going to hear

anywhere else. Plus, there's a ton of great bonus content for all our patrons, bonus stories,

photos, videos, information on how to tell stories, all that. And you'll be an essential part of

the risk community by joining us at patreon.com slash risk. Now, what the fuck was that at the

beginning of this? Hey, folks, this is Kevin. Right. That was a guy named Corey Cruz. Risk fan,

he sent in a clip of himself imitating me. And he emailed saying, Hey, I'll bet other risk fans,

get a kick out of imitating Kevin too. Maybe you could encourage the fans to send in recordings

of their own imitations. All right. So great. We're going to do this. All right. You go to our

patreon page of if you're a patron of ours, we're going to post a script there of things I say on

the show. And in one of our upcoming episodes, we're going to have a group sourced hosting of

the show with all of you playing me, right? So if you're a patron of ours, go to patreon, you find

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