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🗓️ 4 July 2015

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Kumail Nanjiani, Chris Garcia, Caitlin Gill and Glenn Wool tell stories at our spectacular third visit to San Francisco Sketchfest at the Eureka Theatre, Feb 2013. Support RISK! on Patreon at Patreon.com/RISK Make a one-time donation to RISK! at PayPal.me/RISKshow Get tickets to RISK! live shows at RISK-show.com/tour Get the RISK! book at TheRISKBook.com Take our storytelling classes at TheStoryStudio.org Hire Kevin Allison to make a personalized video at Cameo.com/TheKevinAllison Hire Kevin Allison as a coach at KevinAllison.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey folks, this is Kevin, just a few words before we start.
0:04.0	Well Valentine's Day is right around the corner, and have you been to ProFlowers.com?
0:10.7	You have to see all the bouquets and chocolate covered straw berries and love bears.
0:18.4	Do you gotta get yourself a love bear?
0:22.0	You can't have this bear or somewhat bear-ish fellow unless you are a gay Asian male.
0:30.4	You're fairly close to the New York City area, so for God's sake, get yourself a damn
0:34.6	love bear.
0:36.1	They're soft and brown, two of my favorite things.
0:40.4	People, the deals at ProFlowers.com are wonderful, they have beautiful stuff.
0:46.8	Tell someone you love them, or tell someone you're horribly, horribly sorry.
0:51.9	For doing something, you might later tell a story on risk about.
0:57.4	Anyway, you just go to ProFlowers.com, you click on the microphone at the top of the homepage,
1:03.1	you use the offer code RISC RISK, and you get a free vase with your order or a vase.
1:10.6	I'm not gonna quibble about this bullshit.
1:14.2	It's ProFlowers.com, and the offer code is RISC.
1:18.7	And then you got all those Valentine cards to send out.
1:22.4	How about using stamps.com, pussy boy?
1:25.8	I consider that the highest of compliments don't take that the wrong way.
1:30.3	If you haven't heard, post-adrates have changed again.
1:33.9	It means the post office is gonna be more crowded than usual.
1:37.5	Come on!
1:39.0	You know you hate it.
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