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Hello, kids. This is RISK, the show where people tell true stories. They never thought they'd

dare to share. I'm Kevin Allison and this is Poly RISMIX, behind me now. This today is our annual

live from San Francisco episode. We returned to the San Francisco sketchfest in 2014 and boy, did I

did I have a good time in San Francisco this time around? I guess the festival organizers

know me well enough to have put me up this time in a hotel called Kabuki right in the middle

of Japan town. In my first night, I had this fella over just the most beautiful and friendliest

Chinese guy and at one point I found myself removing my face from his backside to get a breath

of air and I found myself saying, where in creation did you come from? He looked back and smiled

and said, San Francisco. It was also such a treat to spend some time with my dear friend Dixie

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