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improv4humans with Matt Besser

LIVE from RIOT LA 2014; Lauren Lapkus, Andy Daly, Seth Morris

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2014

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

LIVE from RIOT LA 2014 - Lauren Lapkus, Andy Daly, and Seth Morris join Matt Besser to find out what happens a prank phone call goes too far, become a boy band for a blimp captain, and explore why proposing on a ferris wheel could be the worst on this week's improv4humans recorded LIVE from the RIOT LA festival. Plus, Eric the previously (un)paid intern stops by to defend himself against being unreliable when it comes to giving others a ride. You can now get the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , Matt Besser's new comedy album at mattbesser.com , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com !

Transcript

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0:00.0

Big thanks to HostGator for sponsoring today's show, head on over to HostGator.com today

0:06.2

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0:12.8

That's www HostGator.com with the coupon code Humans to support this show improv for Humans.

0:22.0

Oh man, you guys are in for such a treat. Please welcome Matt Besser from Improver Human!

0:46.0

Thanks folks, bring out my guests Lauren Lapkas and the Daily and Seth Moritz!

1:01.2

Bring down the lights just a little, that's possible. It's really bright and I like to see the audience.

1:06.4

Do women get cold handsome ever? Always.

1:25.2

Do you ever get cold pretty guys? Beautiful. I mean, I'm not going to say no.

1:29.9

I don't think so. You've never been cold pretty? I don't think so. Let me tell you right now.

1:36.9

Yes Seth, you are pretty. Thank you very much. Feels pretty good.

1:40.2

Seth, when you're on a date and are you always going to say you look pretty to the woman

1:46.3

right when you pick her up like do you have to say it? Yes, yes. I may not say pretty well

1:51.7

comment on how they look and I've never said that they look not good.

1:57.3

You have to come in in some way. In fact, you know what, at your wedding, so I stayed with Jackie

2:04.7

and Susan to friends of ours and they were all getting ready. They were getting ready for the wedding

2:10.4

and I went to go get something and I came back and I didn't say anything about how they looked.

2:15.3

Oh no. 10 minutes went by and they both were seriously pissed off of me and I wasn't fucking either one of them.

2:22.4

Are you saying you had nothing to gain? Is that what you mean by that?

2:25.8

And I did learn. I'm like, I'm too old to not know this but yeah, you always have to say you look nice.

2:30.4

Yeah, you have to. If everyone's being dressed up, they want to be complimented.

2:33.6

Hey, Seth. Did they compliment you, Seth?

2:37.2

Yeah, I think they did. Yeah, they did. So it's not a male female thing. It's nice to get a compliment.

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