Live from Philly!
Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai
Pineapple Street Studios and Audacy
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 10 July 2018
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Matt and Bari get just a teeny-tiny-barely-noticeable-bit intoxicated live on stage at the Philadelphia Podcast Festival. There's worst things first, a deep dive into summer, and an audience suggested Bowl Of Sh*ttalk.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey there listeners! Remember when Barry and I kept sneaking in plugs to our unhappy |
| 0:05.8 | hour live Philadelphia show? Well lucky for you! We recorded it and we're bringing it |
| 0:12.4 | to your ears right here, right now! Just a heads up, some segments were a little bit more |
| 0:18.9 | visual so we left those on the stage and out of this podcast. But that's just one more |
| 0:24.8 | reason why you should look out for the next live show so that you can be in on the secret. |
| 0:30.7 | And now let's get to the show! |
| 0:33.7 | Good evening ladles and gentle foes! I hope you're ready for the hottest way to end the hottest |
| 0:45.5 | day of the year and now I'd like to introduce to you the hottest host! The host who's |
| 0:51.4 | ready to hear birds like the sun's piercing rays burn his pale sensitive skin whose voice |
| 0:56.7 | will tantalize, titalize and taint your mind whose podcast and happy hour needs you to subscribe |
| 1:02.7 | and rate and review after the show. Put your phone away! Don't be that asshole who takes |
| 1:08.1 | blurry videos, we'll be around for all your boobering needs after the show. Now please |
| 1:13.9 | welcome to the stage! Mr. Maa fallazza! |
| 1:21.4 | What a feeling of you! |
| 1:28.4 | Welcome to unhappy hour live motherfuckers! The show where I bitch about all the shit I |
| 1:42.4 | love to hate every single week and I am here live in Philadelphia. I'm joined by my producer |
| 1:48.2 | Barry Finko. Welcome back! She's got on my shit! I do! You don't even know what to say! |
| 1:57.2 | You're gonna be on the do to sell me all these boobies! Oh god! We're good! We're great! |
| 2:02.4 | How's everyone doing? We're off to a great start! Oh yeah! How you feeling? Good! Everyone |
| 2:11.2 | has a drink, there's fans blowing on you because the theater is all this shit! This theater |
| 2:18.4 | is 100% haunted, alright? I was here. No, no. Six months ago, any of you were here. Alright, |
| 2:25.9 | oh nice! A brand new audience or the rest of you are fucking pussy. You better fucking |
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