Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, we are live from New Orleans for the National Championship game. The Big Easy. The Big Breezy. We are here sitting in a hotel room. We have Stanford Steve, our good friend who stopped by. He knows more college football than anyone in America. He tells us how Monday nights games gonna go. But before we do that, we have to recap all of the weekend crazy. This might be one of the best playoffs we've ever had. It was insane. Remember last week, it was even better, you could say. But we thought that this week might suck because the first week was really good.

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Crazy games.

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Titans 28, Ryverns 12, some spread. In Kansas City, a wild one broke out as the Texans got off to a 24-0 lead and surely Bill O'Brien won't blow this one teach. Sherlock Patrick Mahomes and his assistant to Sean Watson were trying to solve a mystery of which team was going to choke harder Travis Scott Kelsey went dico mode Dipping his big old balls in the bill will Brian's teacup chin the stadium ran out of misses doubt fireworks After Damien Robin Williams took a laughable stand-up piss on the Texans defense throw the Texans second half performance in the Astro trash can because this season is over. Cheese 51 Texans 31. We finished enough. Frozen Tundra. We're in a touching tribute. My good friend Neil Pert, the Packers emphasized the need for a strong, rushing performance. Tavante Adam Sandler and Aaron Slape Jones, Slape Jones, had Marciani Lynch lady land singing a different tune. Pete Carroll folded like a cheap pair of khakis, putting the ball away to Aaron Rodgers. And as Yolt Singh goes, it's hard to beat the Packers and the rest in Lambo Field. Packers 28, the Seattle All Seahawks 23. All right, the visual round in the books holy shit what a wild weekend. We had upsets. We had maybe the craziest game ever between the Chiefs and Texans just in terms of scoreboard. I mean that was it. Come on, Hank. That was a crazy game

course. It was very crazy. Hank, they were down by 24 points. Name another comeback. That's as impressive as that. 24 points as good as a guest. PFT didn't finish. We're the team one by 20. Hmm. Can't take a long. It's a big swing. All right. So we're gonna start though with the first game of the weekend. By the way, we are in New Orleans. Welcome to New Orleans boys. We're in the hotel room right now

We did not build a tent this time. Nope, so we're gonna start though with the first game of the weekend. By the way, we are in New Orleans. Welcome to New Orleans boys.

We're in the hotel room right now.

We did not build a tent this time.

Nope.

So I think that there's probably not, there was enough echo to necessitate construction of a fort. Yes. So yeah, we're just, we're raw dog in it in the hotel. We're hanging out. We have Stanford Steve coming up. He came and joined us.

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