Live from My 30th Birthday Trip

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Celebrating his 30th birthday with his besties and a wee bit tipsy, Chris lets his guard down as he talks candidly with Rebecca Black, Emily June, Lexi Lombard, Mama Klemens, and Jake about his life and stories never told. Go to https://helixsleep.com/unhinged for up to $200 off your Helix Sleep mattress plus two free pillows (free shipping within the US) FRIENDS IN THIS EPISODE: Rebecca Black: https://www.instagram.com/msrebeccablack Lexi Lombard: https://www.youtube.com/@LexieLombard Emily June: https://www.tiktok.com/@emilyjuneeeee Andrew Lowe: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpXJtZWhOZ-73Vbp-gcsGkQ Katia Temkin: https://www.instagram.com/katiatemkin Mama Klemens Jake Wachtel Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens: • http://instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens • https://www.tiktok.com/@unhingedclips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Big Booty Judy Judy! We love Big Booty Judy the blow-up doll!
0:11.1	Dool! Anyways, oh shit, my bra just snapped.
0:15.0	Anyways, hey everybody, what's up and welcome back to unhinged with Chris Clemens?
0:20.0	On my literal 30th birthday birthday it is November 5th. 30 years ago I slid right
0:27.2	out of my mother and into this podcast situation. Mom I don't know why you're oh my Goding, okay? I am in Palm Spring. Oh, no, I can say where we are. We're in
0:37.1	Indio. And we're just every year.
0:42.6	Well, no, not every year.
0:43.8	Like my 26th birthday, oh shit, okay,
0:46.4	well, we've freed the nip already.
0:48.8	Every at 26 I decided to like get a big house in Palm Springs and invite some friends I don't actually need to hold my boob like this is
0:56.8	Promised goes. Can you have mail to it on Instagram? I think you have mail to yeah mail to it you can have anywhere as long as you're a mail you can do no wrong.
1:04.0	I started doing these, and this is like the biggest one yet,
1:08.2	and I like doing a little birthday drop.
1:09.9	Feel free to head to middle kid. supply
1:11.6	and get the dirty 30.
1:13.5	But I have so many of my fucking favorite people here,
1:17.8	my mom is here, I mean, this is truly,
1:22.0	I was gonna say a dirty 30, but we've been pretty clean until tonight.
1:27.0	No, but I want to kick this episode off with a drink and all of my friends are going to pop in and say a little something and do a little dance, make a little love, get down night.
1:36.0	But Taylor, I have known since we were in 8th grade and our brothers,
1:41.0	okay, that is my mom who is the live audience. our
1:45.0	brothers were in the same
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