Hey folks, this is Kevin Allison.

Hey, I wanted to ask, have you ever heard this song by Denise Lissal?

You're making a feel good, but you can make a feel better.

If you treat your lady like a stand for the letter, lick it.

Before you stick it.

Don't lick it.

Before you stick it.

It's a terrific song, but I just want to make clear.

She's not talking about how to get your postage out.

She's talking about tongue and clit.

I know a better way to get your postage out.

And you don't need to lick shit.

Unless, of course, you're into that sort of thing.

I mean, of all the parafilias, that one is unforgettable.

My point is when you're not noshing on the crotch tacos or the ass apples, you could

be using stamps.com.

You can get your mailing and shipping done without leaving your desk.

Stamps.com turns your PC or Mac into your own personal post office that never closes.

You can buy and print a visual US postage for any letter of package using your computer

and printer.

Then just hand the mail to the mail man or drop it in the mailbox.

You'll never have to go to the post office again.

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