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Podcast One presents The Steve Austin show Classics.

All right everybody, welcome to the Steve Austin show.

Obviously, it's the Steve Austin coming to you of Mexico,

and I got headaches, hassles, and horseshin right off the get-go.

This show is going to be a moving cluster fuck.

But that being said, I am not going to push the stop button. I'm just going to motor right through this motherfucker.

So if it sounds like shit, if there's hemming and hauling and pauses and pieces of paper

moving and shit like that, bear with me. and was going to give me the 4-1 on this thing before I left but the programmers

had to load it up so I'm trying to do this some bit by myself and I got to open

all these boxes up and got to hit these buttons and I got a red light flash and these little green things are moving up and down on the page and

shit I think I'm gonna be able to send this motherfucker but anyway it is what it is and I'm going to be able to send this motherfucker, but anyway it is what it is and I'm going for the damn fence man.

I got three guys on, I'm swinging for the fence grand slam, but nonetheless, shit man, I'm happy doing well.

And why I'm doing well, let me bust into that right now.

I was about to go sleep last night about 1230 midnight.

Now, I mean, God damn if it didn't feel like somebody just drove into the side of the building for about

two, two and a half seconds.

The fucking earthquake and shit, I ain't been in a whole lot of earthquakes. That might have been my second or third one.

I'm from South Texas. Man, I'm used to hurricanes and tornadoes.

And those are some devastating motherfunkers in their own right.

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