Miss Fit Toys

Welcome to listeners to the Todd Glass show

Before we get going here's some stuff you should know

to tell if it's a bit or the truth from Todd if he says potato salad or sweat to God

Those expressions are comedic little darling if Todd means the truth he always says to

George Carlin and on the topic of bits let's erase any doubt

Todd's almost always joking when he says

Added it out the intro goes long because that's so big-hearted

Other podcast and before his get started.

The intros are recorded on a phone, but don't worry.

The audio of the show is at a higher quality.

You know, the podcasters Association voted the Time Glass Show and Number One so welcome

to the show. The first time ever I saw

ever I saw you there the first time.

There's a song in there somewhere. My friend is sitting across from me again

and he's making faces, like,

so I'm trying to do the opening and his faces are like,

literally... the opening and his faces are like literally you know you like make you put one

you put one finger in one side of your mouth and the other hook finger and the other side and you pull your

mouth wide and then the stick your tongue out and then where you put your thumb on your nose and you

go like that, those are the things he's trying to do to distract me.

And it's working, but not in the way he wants it to.

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