Live from Festival of the Unexceptional

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Top Gear, Road Trips, 5th Gear, The Grand Tour, Leisure, Cars, Automotive, Improv, Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

In front of an audience at the amazing Festival of the Unexceptional, Jonny and Richard discuss the opening titles to Bond movies, “Princess Diana” S-Classes, a Celica lady sighting, Richard’s childhood fondness for designing pretend saloon car model ranges, mate’s dads with nicer cars, Mini Cabrio owners not putting the roof all the way back, pulling a wheelie on a Grifter, Geoff Capes and the World’s Strongest Man, moving cars by hand, daytime soaps, base model etiquette, fear of a bird puncturing your temple, cars ruined by wild animals, Joan Collins in a Metro ad, and amazing news about Jonny buying a rare car.

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0:00.0	I'm Richard Porter and this is Smith and Sniff where two friends talk about cars and many other things
0:05.9	live at Festival of the Un Exceptional
0:15.0	Sweet sweet Sweet, sweet audience.
0:16.0	Guys, guys,
0:18.0	listen.
0:19.0	listen.
0:20.0	Look, audience guys, guys,
0:22.0	thanks for coming everybody. What a wonderful event this is. Lots of
0:26.8	retro and rare but nobody cares cars but people do care. Yes they do.
0:31.0	Why you're all here. here. We care too. We've brought the Eagle
0:35.6	Quest which that man's eating his lunch against. It's okay you can do that.
0:40.1	No, it's actually called, we'll call that.
0:43.0	We'll tell the Mayor of Bolton or whoever owned it before us.
0:47.0	Yeah, you can get in the back if you want, no, don't get in the back.
0:50.0	Have we ever considered it was the Mayor of Bolton who may have owned that?
0:52.8	No, we still don't know the rock band that definitely owned it at some point.
0:57.0	I'm starting to think the dealer who sold us that car just said it had a rock band
1:00.4	former owner because it's got a plectrum stuck in the dashboard.
1:04.1	I feel like if it had a syringe stuck in the dashboard, he'd have gone, yeah,
1:07.6	as a doctor owned this, yeah.
1:08.8	I, um, I've written one thing down to talk about a couple of nights ago I watched with my kids the spy who loved me
1:21.5	off of James Bond and all that.
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