LIVE from Everything Is Festival 2015

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.8 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2015

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Harmontown is back in Portland for Everything Is Terrible! Penis size is questioned and two well dressed audio members take the brunt of it, Dan is accused of sh*tting his pants and ends up revealing his balls. Watch the video at Harmontown.com/live! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	of Don People Town.
0:30.1	John
0:41.5	Thank you.
0:58.7	Thank you, Portland.
1:00.1	Wow, this is cavernous.
1:01.5	This is cavernous.
1:02.5	That's good, though.
1:04.5	Dan?
1:05.5	Yeah.
1:06.5	Could I ask you a personal question?
1:10.5	Yeah.
1:11.5	Have you been drinking today?
1:13.5	A little bit.
1:16.5	All right.
1:18.5	So, all right.
1:19.5	I just want to get through the Evernote list.
1:22.5	So, a guy I met at a bar today, it was his 25th birthday.
1:31.5	And I bought him a drink.
1:35.5	And he was turning 25.
1:38.5	And he said, man, you got to do all your shit.
1:41.5	25, I'm 42.
1:42.5	So, a bunch of stuff.
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