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improv4humans with Matt Besser

LIVE from DCM 15 Pt. 3

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2013

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

LIVE from DCM 15 Pt. 3 - Ian Roberts & Amy Poehler join Matt Besser for the 3rd & final installment of improv4humans LIVE from the 15th Annual Del Close Marathon in New York! Get ready for the most intense tickling of your life, beautiful French singing, and proof that the UCB Comedy Improv Manual is useful for any improviser. Attention humans, please go to the Earwolf forums to let us know which scenes should be in our next Best of improv4humans episode! You can now get the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com !

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0:00.0

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0:16.5

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0:37.5

Welcome to In-profit humans with Matt Besser. Live from look 2013, Delulu Smartham, part three.

0:45.5

I'd like to bring up my next guest for improv for humans Ian Roberts, an Amy Poler.

0:59.5

Hi.

1:04.5

It's the first time I ever shook your hand. I mean, that was weird.

1:08.5

It's a marathon.

1:10.5

It's the marathon.

1:12.5

All right, folks. Welcome to improv for humans. Let's see, do we have a suggestion to begin? Why not? Let's just dive into this.

1:22.5

Tickle.

1:24.5

It's a word tickle me to you guys.

1:27.5

Tickle.

1:29.5

I have an opinion about it. I believe that tickling is kind of violent. If you don't give it up, I tickle my kids, but it's always really quick and as soon as they're like enough, then I stop.

1:40.5

Because I think if you keep it going, it's kind of like abuse.

1:45.5

It's torturous, even when they're laughing.

1:47.5

I think that people have very different radiuses of how they like to be touched and how close they like people get to them.

1:55.5

And it's very interesting when you approach someone and you realize you've gotten too close to them.

2:01.5

Hey, Amy, can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, sure. What's up?

2:04.5

It's about what went down the break room. It was about three o'clock this afternoon. Yeah.

2:11.5

You tickled me crazy long. And it was embarrassing. And at the end, my eyes were teary. And I was asking you to stop and you didn't.

2:22.5

And I didn't. It made me uncomfortable. And you know what we like to do around here, right? Have fun. Yeah.

2:30.5

That's our job. We have fun here. Can I tell you it's not that kind of a bit like we're not in the tech business. We're accountants.

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