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Welcome to Improm for Humans with Matt Bessar, live at Bumble Shoot Part 2.

Bumble Shoot 2013!

Thanks for coming to the comedy at the Bagley Improv for Humans, we'll begin in just a few moments and in the meantime we want to make sure that you take time to check out the happenings at the sound wave stage presented by Toyota and spin media on the north fountain lawn.

Also, did you know Bumble Shoot's festival merch is made from bamboo? What? Not only is bamboo better for the environment, it's incredibly soft and comfortable.

Hey, stop by any of our merch booths and feel the difference for yourself. After the show, ladies and gentlemen, we must clear the theater and now as a courtesy to the performers, please turn off and put away all phones, PDAs, cameras and other recording devices.

Let's thank our stage sponsors, SeattlePI.com and IFC!

Now, please welcome to the stage, Improm for Humans!

Hey, everybody, I'm Matt Bessar, let's welcome Tim Meadows, Rachel Sands and Brian Hussey!

Seattle! What's up Northwest during provinces? I love all of you.

Who out there loves bamboo?

Yeah! I just have heard that announcement. What was the announcement? It's soft. That's the general message of the festival.

I said, Bumble Shoot is all bamboo now. What does that even mean?

Would they have a bunch of bamboo that are trying to get rid of like they ever bought the bamboo and trying to push the bamboo?

This place is run by Pandas. It's good for torturing people.

It is, instead of braiding yourself for neighbors. Bamboo is the hardest thing to get rid of if it grows wild in your lawn.

It's like the roots go down as high as the bamboo goes up. So if it goes up like nine stories and it goes nine stories into a garage, that's an extreme example.

It also attracts ghosts. If you have it around your house, they'll show up ruined the property value.

I like to do guessing games guys, so without raising your hands yet, how many people here do you think have bamboo in their yard?

That's been three percent. I'm going to say less than three percent. What do you think this is right here? 400?

This is like 16,000 people. Really? I'm not going to numbers easily.

That's a horrible estimate. I don't believe any of your stories now.

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