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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Umbrella

Tv & Film, Music, Comedy

4.668.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2018

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Armchair Expert Live from Brooklyn at the Brooklyn Academy of Music. September 22nd, 2018. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

He's in our church. And she was doing. You guys I just want to say you're the real fucking arm cherries 10 o'clock show

0:41.0

That's that's really something. You guys, one of the armchairs is drunk everybody. Keep your eyes on your six. Someone's a little rowdy back there.

0:55.0

I wasn't planning on doing this, but it does remind me of a story.

1:00.0

My father and I were one time in Florida on vacation. I was 14 and we went and saw a

1:08.4

Stephen Segal movie like yeah Stephen undersees or something it was you know suffice to say there was a

1:18.9

lot of karate and stuff we love the movie that goes without saying and we're walking out is a pretty packed movie and I'm walking next to my daddy goes

1:29.7

Stay alert. It's kind of movie a guy. I'll kick you in the fucking back walking out of.

1:34.2

And I go, what?

1:38.2

He goes, it's kind of movies on, karate kick you in the back.

1:40.5

And I was like, In my dad's worldview, sometimes you're leaving a movie and a stranger karate kicks

1:49.8

you in the back. And for years that never made sense to me. And then one time I was

1:57.1

leaving the movies with my wife we were leaving a parking garage and there was like a

2:00.6

long line to pay at the toll booth and we were in a truck and I

2:04.0

go yeah I wonder if anyone's just ever just driven over that little parking curb

2:07.6

and out the sidewalk there and left and I said that out love because I was considering driving over the parking thing and just leaving.

2:17.0

And then I realized all of a sudden, oh my God, my dad was thinking about kicking somebody in the back. And he thought,

2:25.3

shit, I can't be the only one thinking about kicking someone in the back. Watch

2:29.4

your six. Okay, from the bottom of my heart, Monica and I sit in a stuffy attic a couple times a

2:38.9

week and it's so hard for us to imagine that there are all of you real human beings that like us so much that you would leave your houses.

2:47.0

Get a babysitter.

2:52.0

Spend time. Get a babysitter, spend time with a strange Uber driver, all those things that you would come

2:59.2

and support us like this. It really blows our mind. We can't even believe it it makes us so happy

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