Live Coverage of Election Night | Don Cheadle & Tressie McMillan Cottom

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Daily News, Comedy

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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In this one-hour special, Trevor and The Daily Show correspondents provide live Election Night coverage as America braces itself to find out who will win the Trump-Biden presidential race. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:03.0	Ow!
0:06.0	Live from their election fallout shelter in New York.
0:10.0	The Daily Show with terminal presence.
0:13.0	Well, Gasm 2020.
0:15.0	What could go wrong?
0:17.0	Again.
0:20.0	Yo! What's going on, everybody?
0:22.0	Welcome to a live election night show of the Daily Show.
0:25.0	That's right, we are live.
0:27.0	And you know how you know we're live?
0:29.0	Because I've already thrown up on myself.
0:31.0	And I've had time to clean it up.
0:33.0	Usually I'll be coming to you from my apartment, but tonight,
0:36.0	because we're live, we're celebrating the end of democracy,
0:39.0	we decided to be here in my special election fallout shelter,
0:43.0	which is still a big deal.
0:45.0	Which is stocked up with everything I need if shit goes down,
0:48.0	which it probably will.
0:49.0	I've got a bottle of hand sanitizer.
0:51.0	Yeah, see, clean my hands.
0:52.0	And then I've got another bottle of hand sanitizer over there.
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