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The Toast

Live Cause You're Dying: Tuesday, March 19th, 2024

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

  1. Oprah's 'Shame, Blame and the Weight Loss Revolution' Ozempic Special (20:39)
  2. Kate Middleton Seen on Video for First Time on Shopping Trip with Prince William (PEOPLE), Rose Hanbury responds to Prince William affair rumors (Page Six) (33:33)
  3. Richard Simmons backtracks claims that he is dying (Page Six) (40:39)
  4. Ariana Grande to pay ex-husband Dalton Gomez $1.25 million as they finalize divorce (Page Six) (49:55)
  5. British actor Aaron Taylor-Johnson 'has been formally offered the chance to play James Bond' (Daily Mail) (55:38)


The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials.

0:03.0

millennials.

0:04.0

Welcome back to the South and happy Tuesday.

0:07.0

Speaking of you know...

0:09.0

Where do I want to go with this?

0:12.0

It's in there.

0:13.4

No, like I could do the basic, like speed up girls I choose, like let's be creative, let's do something

0:18.6

different, I feel like I do that every Tuesday.

0:21.6

Speaking of...

0:25.5

See gonna choose, here's the girl I always choose.

0:28.2

Jacqueline for me.

0:29.6

Well, that just posed an interesting question to me because election day is always on a Tuesday and do you think that's because it's Tuesday?

0:38.0

Because we're making a choice?

0:40.0

Because we're making a choice on a Tuesday, which is a Tuesday of election day.

0:44.0

Just let me think about food for thought.

0:45.3

I feel like her founding fathers, like dropped a lot of Easter eggs that were only now, that we're only now finding. Okay Nicholas Cage. Totally. I should watch that movie. I feel like I would like it

1:00.1

1,000 or not. Maybe then I didn't get it but I feel like now even though American history is good

1:10.6

you know. Okay.

1:12.6

Mighty proud.

1:14.4

But it's not as, not nearly as long as some of the other histories.

1:18.4

We don't have real roots, because we're, you know, a nation of immigrants.

1:22.1

We sort of just like left all the other

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