Yo, Perishoffering some retrogrades.

On today's episode of Rules for Retrogrades,

I bring to you a special episode

involved in the news.

It's the current event.

The Shroud of Turin is back in the news. It's a current event. The Shroud of Turin is back in the news and it is being vindicated.

It's been vindicated scientifically.

And my claim to you today is a big claim that the reportage of the vindication of the shroud of Turing is far,

far underreported. It's diminished. There's a mitigated version of the extent to which the

shroud of Turing has been vindicated in recent years.

Now, I've wanted to do this show for a while.

Even secular outlets are doing stories entitled, Is This Proof, the Turin Shroud is real?

Scientists, with a question mark, scientists make startling discovery after analyzing cloth Jesus was buried in.

And the fact of the case is that there's a very, very slight addition

to the very, very compelling evidence that has gathered since the year 2000,

which overturns the 1988 overturning of the veracity of the cloth. I remember being seven years

old in 1988. And my teacher saying, oh, it's a fake. Everyone was upset. There was

a radiocarbon dating in 1988.

And it's quite the scandal.

It looks rather like foul play.

In retrospect, there's almost no way to avoid saying it was foul play.

They purposely took, we'll get to it all, a patch of the shroud

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