Improved four humans live at the Chicago Improved Festival

Welcome to improv for you. Is it Matt Besser? That's me in

Roberts Matt Walsh Betsy Siddharre Guma Han folks

I just realized that uh this is just for the radio. This is not amplifier voices

Is that true? It's not even perfect. Am I louder?

This is yeah, this is just for the radio. This is just for the radio. Can you hear us?

Yes, awesome. Are you guys doing Chicago?

By the way, it's CIS. Yeah, they're in the podcast land answered that question. Can you hear us? It was no crazy

Yeah, I can't hear you don't have conversations with us because we're not really in the room with you

They're probably driving a car time in a way. It's like time travel

Where do people listen to your podcasts in the car? Probably a shower all my fans of improper humans are working out all the time

I have a podcast that people only masturbate to yeah, it's a two-minute podcast

No, these people have to have real staying power. They everyone puts cocaine on the tip of their penises before

Before they listen to the podcast and it's a it's a four-hour it goes in-depth into some historical event for four hours

The name of the podcast is cocaine on tip your penis in case you're looking for it

I'm forced down not bringing the history buffs to it that I hope to have listened to it

Yeah, it's mostly people that just either like cocaine or like masturbating a lot

I guess most people

Whether they've tried it or not. Yeah, that's different. The one of those that's a more healthy indulgence is the masturbation

Yeah, the other one the cocaine will catch up with you which is more addictive the masturbation. Yeah, I would think so

Let's have house lights you guys are a little too sound. I want to look at you guys

Can we get house lights up? It can't possibly be that we're not always roaringly funny

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