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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.85.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2020

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

We made it through our first live show ever!! And now you have the chance to experience our discomfort from the comfort of your home. We had an amazing time and we are so grateful to Anchor, Spotify, and all our beautiful listeners who made this possible. Until we can come to your city, just listen to this, close your eyes, and pretend you're there with us. As long as it's not while you're driving. If you'd rather see Alex make the same face every time he reads a review, check out our YouTube channel where we'll be posting the full video including a Q&A! Enjoy!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Chicken noodles. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, make it better.

0:03.0

Soy sauce and spring onions.

0:04.8

Uh, no, better.

0:05.8

Fresh ginger.

0:06.6

Better.

0:07.3

A big heap of sriracha sauce, even though I don't actually.

0:10.1

Wow, big heap. No, better.

0:11.6

Hot, shishwam pepper.

0:13.0

You can't even say that, but, uh,

0:14.3

Top with a quail egg, saved in a miniboss.

0:16.6

You didn't even know what that means.

0:17.7

I do.

0:18.2

How about with an ice-cold Pepsi Max?

0:22.0

Ah!

0:23.0

Maximum taste. No sugar. Oh yeah.

0:25.5

That is better.

0:26.8

Pepsi Max.

0:27.8

Firstly for more.

0:30.6

The search is heating up for the people who make football better.

0:33.9

People like Sarah Catriona.

0:35.9

Strength and conditioning is not just for the praise,

0:38.0

it's for everyone.

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