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Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.8 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2016

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Harmontown returns to San Francisco Sketchfest for porn, adult diapers, breast cancer awareness and pure insanity. Watch the video at harmontown.com/live! Become a member for $5 a month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	2010
0:21.4	está
0:25.0	Now, in session, the things that are
0:29.8	written in the stage, let's go!
0:43.5	And the mayor of Hamilton, Mr. Dan,
0:46.2	Hi, ma'am!
1:08.2	What happened to your pants?
1:10.2	Uh, boy.
1:11.2	The show's already off to a...
1:14.2	San Francisco starts.
1:16.2	Here's the thing.
1:18.2	Going through the TSA checkpoint,
1:20.2	you always have to take off your belt.
1:22.2	Uh, and I thought, don't wear a belt.
1:24.2	And then I was like, I did it.
1:26.2	I'm a genius.
1:27.2	I got through so fast.
1:28.2	And then I'm like, yay, I love my show.
1:31.2	And then the...
1:32.2	Well, because the thing is, when you're fat and you're a guy,
1:36.2	I don't know, I'm not being sexist.
1:38.2	I'm sure if you're fat and you're a woman,
	...

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