Voyage to the Stars Special Edition

Anomalous ship, entry C6b912.

File name, Live from Outsidelands, 2019. Part 2. Special guest, Paul F. Tompkins. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Science entry cool dude 32.2 a I am entering the cool dude quote unquote lab it is vast and expansive oh I'm who hit right in the face with the

smell of various colognes like obsession and some kind of like oh

drachar yes that oh what was that and some kind of like awkward. Dracar.

Oh, what was that?

I'm a hot teacher.

But I got to go somewhere.

Bye.

By, hot teacher.

What do you teach? Could we maybe have a session later, not in a sexual way?

By French troubadour lit. Oh, orgasm. Anyway, this lab is just full of very odd setups.

Over here is, wow, there's a cliff in some kind of a red car.

I would say that the make it model but I feel like I want to oh

fuck it it's it's a Nissan and over here there is a bra unclasping station.

I have to practice how to do that with one hand.

I can't even do that to myself.

How would you do that?

How would someone do that? Oh, a porno? Oh, that's my inner voice talking. Okay, that's what cool people do.

Porno. Oh, great. Oh, there's a whole station of porn right there. Yeah, that's horrifying.

So many orifices just out there in front of a Cheeto station.

That's weird.

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