North London forever

Whatever the weather

These streets are our own

And our hearts

We'll leave you never

Something about blood on the stone

Yes

Hello and welcome to the TIFO football podcast

I'm Joe Devine

And I'm responsible for that drastic change in volume

That you just experienced

Now I'm delighted today to be joined

by my friend John McKenzie. Hello. All right. My contact lenses suddenly got quite itchy.

Oh, there's something in your eyes. Yeah, contact lenses. Well, that's something that you share in

common with PGMOL, of course. Now, that's just one of many jokes we'll be making on today's

podcast. and I stress

it was a joke. Arsenal fans please stay with us. Also, joined by someone I hope stays seated for the remainder of the show, it's Kyak Kaya Kinek. Yes. That's right. You found that a little difficult, didn't you? I did, but I think I'm fine. I think I'm fine. I think you're okay as well. we uh i think it's fair to say that John and I teased you relentlessly throughout the game. Yeah. And you seem to enjoy it a little for the first half. And then from about 50 minutes onwards, Kaya said, I think four words for the rest of the game. You know how there's a thing that Wayne Rooney apparently likes to sleep with a hair dryer on because he finds it quite comforting. that's what that became to me. It was just white noise in the background. It was just to prove I wasn't going mad

as I was watching all these things happen in front of my thought. That seems like a health and safety hazard that. He said, he said that once he woke up in a hotel and he'd burned a hole in the mattress or something. That does not surprise me. Do you know, I'm so, I'm, I'm really health and safety conscious. My wife, um, my wife calls me

via safety joke because I'm always saying, unplug that hair dryer before we leave home. I'll

never leave a hair dryer plugged in, you know, alas, eventually it'll be my fridge or something.

That's the reason that my flat burns down. Right. Now, what are we talking about today?

Well, of course, we're talking about

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