Warning, you're about to enter the arena and join the battle to save America.

With your host, John Parnell.

Welcome everybody to Battleground Live.

How about that new intro?

We got the voiceover guy, same guy that does all the stuff for Wendy Bell. His name is Kelly Pigeon and he's amazing. But we're going to be refining this show little by little day by day as we take this journey together and you all are in on the

ground floor. Fair warning for those you all watching today. My daughter is out

on a date. She's 16. She's out on a date tonight.

I'm just going to tell you there's no parenting manual for how fathers deal with stuff like this.

So Katie, if you're watching watching just remember be home by what like five five six six be home by six

I told you yesterday at the top of the show that my girls coming from Delaware and they were out there visiting

their grandparents they spent the week at the beach out there so oh I know life so hard for them

they came back last night. My kids got here this morning, so you snap

your fingers and Fort Parnell goes from empty nesters to the Brady Bunch. And they're here right now, and they're standing all around me which is why I'm looking to my left and to my right so boys Parnell boys entered the frame here wait say say There's, this is my son.

Well, Schmeethan and Schmeven and then, and then come on girls, come on in here.

This is my daughter, Schmeema and Schmattily.

They're all here watching the show surrounding me.

So again, and again, Katie, 16, on a date, so unfortunately she can't be with us.

But this is Fort Parnell and after the show we're all going to be

hanging out together as a family and watching a movie and I hope you all spend time

together as a family too. Look at Shmaddily every everyone say bye let me do the show okay thanks

okay okay okay okay everybody all, we got a roll.

Okay, so again, it's Bandemone,

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