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Joel Osteen Podcast

Live a No-Excuse Life | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

No disadvantage can keep you from becoming everything God created you to be.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria.

0:02.3

Thanks for listening to our podcast

0:03.7

and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:06.0

If you enjoy today's message,

0:07.8

why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend?

0:10.3

We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life.

0:14.0

Well, God bless you.

0:15.4

It is always a joy to come into your homes.

0:18.3

We love you and we're believing

0:19.9

this is going to be your best year so far.

0:22.2

If you're ever in our area, stop by and see us. I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home.

0:27.0

But thanks for tuning in. Thank you again for coming out today. I'd like to start with something

0:31.3

funny and I heard about this husband. He was quietly reading the newspaper when his wife

0:36.5

walked up behind him and hit him on the head with a frying pan.

0:40.3

He said, what was that for?

0:42.2

She said, that was for the piece of paper I found in your pocket with the name Mary Lou on it.

0:47.5

He said, oh, honey, that's just one of the horses that I bet on at the racetrack last week.

0:52.4

She apologized and went about her business.

0:55.2

Three days later, she walked up and hit him with a bigger frying pan.

0:59.0

When he came to, he said, what in the world was that for?

1:01.9

She said, your horse just called.

1:05.7

All right.

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