Live a No-Excuse Life | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.3 | Thanks for listening to our podcast |
| 0:03.7 | and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, |
| 0:07.8 | why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend? |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.0 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:15.4 | It is always a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:18.3 | We love you and we're believing |
| 0:19.9 | this is going to be your best year so far. |
| 0:22.2 | If you're ever in our area, stop by and see us. I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. |
| 0:27.0 | But thanks for tuning in. Thank you again for coming out today. I'd like to start with something |
| 0:31.3 | funny and I heard about this husband. He was quietly reading the newspaper when his wife |
| 0:36.5 | walked up behind him and hit him on the head with a frying pan. |
| 0:40.3 | He said, what was that for? |
| 0:42.2 | She said, that was for the piece of paper I found in your pocket with the name Mary Lou on it. |
| 0:47.5 | He said, oh, honey, that's just one of the horses that I bet on at the racetrack last week. |
| 0:52.4 | She apologized and went about her business. |
| 0:55.2 | Three days later, she walked up and hit him with a bigger frying pan. |
| 0:59.0 | When he came to, he said, what in the world was that for? |
| 1:01.9 | She said, your horse just called. |
| 1:05.7 | All right. |
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