On the right side

You got to be on the right side

I'll spend my paycheck

on my blue boots

That's okay and now I've got to me

You're going to be on the right side sometimes it's the little bit of the news and our

and I'm trying to remain focused but if I hit my foot on the edge of the bed,

ooh, God better cover her ears. I'm going to sound like my dad at the bottom of a well.

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So today we're joined with comedian Ariel Leady, where we will do a lightning round of listening

off little troubles and finding the positive.

So get your bullshit in the diaper for little troubles in Big Burbank on this episode of The Brighter Side.

Oh, very nice.

Thank you.

I was debating what's funnier, my dad at the bottom of a well or a howler monkey in the washing machine.

Both are loud. At bottom of the well. You like that bottom of the well? I do. I do. I don't even know your dad. And I'm like, yeah, bottom of the well, he's not well. Yeah, I think like dads at the bottom of a well, no one really cares. No offense. Babies, though, like children in the bottom of what, we care. We're sad. We're sad. Dad's. A monkey in a washing machine? I think that's going to piss some people off. Yeah. Because someone had to jam that monkey in the washer machine and then turn it on. The cruelest man in the world. That's right. Your dad. That's why he's remiss at the bottom of a well. That's right. I do feel like I'm turning into my father, and that is getting mad at people in front of me buying lotto tickets. Oh, my. I mean, it's stupid thing to do. I mean, lotto is like, you're not going to win. No. It's a bad thing to do. You take forever. You have a list, an arbitrary list.

You're getting me going.

You have an arbitrate.

This is a good way to start. This is a little trouble. A good way to start. Yeah. Somebody in front of you. Some gibrony. Giant list of lottery tickets. You just want your fucking tall boy to go have a nice time. Yeah. I want to order a sandwich and this guy's got a million different numbers like it fucking matters.

It's a lottery.

It's random.

We all know it's random. And you're just watching them throw $20 away, $50 away. And I'm like, I know you can't afford to eat. Yeah. I know that's where your money's going. It's going to hit one of these days, baby. It's going to hit. It's going to hit my numbers.

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