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Are you ready, game?

Yes.

Let's begin.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the Kid-Cratic morning show.

Starts now.

Good Tuesday morning.

Today's Tuesday, February 24, 2006, and and we are the Kidcratic Morning Show.

Once again, we have assembled at this early hour to bring you a quality radio program,

and the star of that program is Kelly Rasmere.

Oh, wow.

I feel like Victoria Beckham in that moment.

All right, so don't tell Alan. What? I did not tell him that we all watched the first episode of Paradise

together. Oh. I pretended that I hadn't seen it. So you watched the first episode again? I didn't

lie. I just didn't disclose. You omitted it. You weren't asked so you didn't answer. I watched the first happen to shh. She goes no further than here. So we watched all three. He's like, man, three hours. We binged all three. Oh yeah. Did you really? Good enough. So fun. Okay. Well, good. talent. No, we won't. We won't. Here is J.C. Chavez. Love that you know that he's sleeping right now. We'll not know that you watched the first one with us. We're not making. No, we're not. Everything's good. So last night at my son's track meet, I went to the restroom and it's at a high school. And I found myself in a weird predicament because I walked in and you remember high school bathrooms they have you walk in, there's urinals and then there's the stalls.

And right in the middle was a little boy with his pants down to his ankles spinning around in a circle, going to the bathroom.

Oh, no.

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